Originally published 26 Feburary 2017
A proposed speech befitting the current President of the United States of America
The man who Made His Country Great Again
I know it’s not politically correct to say, but Adolf Hitler was a Great Man who Made Germany Great Again, and he could have kept doing it if all those people in the European establishment hadn’t stopped him.
He made Germany strong! He made their economy the envy of Europe for a while! He built great roads all around the country! He made the trains run on time!
He was elected fair and square standing up for the little guy, and it was only because of voter fraud and fake news that people said he only had a small vote. He was a great man with great big hands!
When the biased media, that enemy of the people, attacked him he pulled them all in to line in a flash. They sure never criticised him again.
He did what he said he’d do. He brought in his rich friends who thought like he did to knock over the establishment people in the capital and fixed up the mess made by those failures who said they wanted strong institutions instead of strong men.
He fixed the business environment to get rid of all those strangling regulations, those anti-progress greenies and those taxes on the businesses so they could be free to do whatever was needed to make the country great again.
He didn’t have to worry about being politically correct. He could grab a woman when he wanted, he could call any race what it was. He saw it how it was and he said it how it was.
He dealt with all the freaks, losers and liars who said he was wrong and locked them all up. You’ve got to admire that in a man.
And when those activist judges tried to stop him making his country great, he got rid of them, just like a great man should.
Some unbelievers whine and complain that he killed lots of people and started a war, but they don’t know the real man. He did what was right for his country, and if we can get rid of the politically correct set and teach history with our own great alternative facts, our kids won’t be told all the lies about the bad things Hitler did, they’d be made to believe what a great man The Furher really was, and how we should follow his lead in every way.
Now, if you in any way favour such a position, I might suggest a (big) bit of education in advanced thinking skills.
A post script of note:
Trump doesn’t even make the pretence of trying to hoodwink his opponents. Instead, he deceives his supporters. By lying about the neutrality and integrity of our truth-defending institutions, he consolidates his power by depriving his supporters of tools that might authorise an informed, critical assessment of his performance.
Source: Lawrence Douglas, professor of law, jurisprudence and social thought at Amherst College, Massachusetts, USA. Original article: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/feb/07/trump-disempower-institutions-protect-truth.